Season 1 Episode Quotes

Ever wonder who said what on which episode? Wish you could go straight to the episode but can't remember the number? Are you trying to be Madame President of our Cliteratti fan club? Just want to wow people with your knowledge of our Podcast?

Click the phrases in the table below to be taken to the corresponding episode's page.


Picture credit: Julie George

A #love yo’self
B This is a “go get you some” wine.
C Clinterally Speaking, make my day.
D Haven’t you had enough of random men walking up to you & grabbing you without asking your permission?
E Is that what they call the 7-year Wine Itch?
F We are going to have to hire her, or we are going to have to kill her.
G Life is not cookie cutter.
H I’m the opposite of a helicopter mom…thank god I smoke.
I I first learned about sex by bumping Barbies.
J I think women have gotten more of a voice, but we’re not always allowed to say exactly what we want to say.
K Who are you to tell me that I am too pretty to do anything? Do you even know how smart I am?
L Instead of making my life work for the world, I’m going make the world work for my life.
M If you don’t use it, you lose it.
N I fell asleep on the treadmill.
O He bought me a ukulele and I broke myself on it.
P I could drink this whole bottle and my panties would drop.
Q We all talk about the ones we win, and we never talk about the ones we lose.
R I can walk into an abandoned crack house like I own it.
S I married him too fast. He convinced me that he was Prince Charming.
T We are a national family. We are in the human family.
U Writing. It was the thing that let me know it wasn’t my fault. It made me forgive.
V It might be our own search for individuality.
W Nobody wakes up & says ‘Today I want to get cancer.’
X I have a stemware addiction.
Y There’s all these gray areas of consent when as women we feel obligated to have sex or pressured to have sex when we’ve said “no” many, many, many times.
Z I prefer to date guys that are unavailable… that’s a ‘bad for you’ boy.
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