Ep. 1 – Elocuente Cava Brut
This delightful Cava exudes notes of strawberries and has a nice creamy finish. It’s a real gem and can be found easily for under $13. Available at the Wine Merchant
Ep. 3 – Domaine Saint Damien Gigondas Rosé
This elegant wine has elements of strawberry, ripe cherry with a supple mouth feel. It is available at Starr’s Wine and Spirits.
Ep. 2 – Mon Coeur Cotes du Rhone
This Syrah Grenache blend boasts notes of lush dark berry, black raspberry, ripe cherry, beautiful perfume, spice, pepper with the garrigue of the area (rosemary, thyme, and lavender). It can be found at the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 4 – Bastide MiraFlors
A Syrah and Grenache Old Vine Blend from southern France (Cotes de Roussillon region). It’s perfect for any occasion, supportive of interesting conversation and one heck of a value. It can be found at the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 5 – Mauvais Garçon
Emily’s Tasting Notes: Cassis, blackberry, and spice with some earthy minerals and cigar. Michelle’s tasting notes: “It will leave you screaming for more!”This ‘Bad Boy’ sold out quickly at the Wine Merchant. Let us know if you find this vintage in a wine shop near you!
Ep. 6 – Remhoogte Honeybunch
This is a seriously delicious Chenin Blanc. It looks like sunshine, smells flowery, and has delicious notes of apricot, pineapple, lime with mineralogy, and a memorable finish. This wine can be found at the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 7 – Chandler Hill Vignoles
Outrageously delicious, surprising with notes of pineapple & mandarin orange like when wearing a sundress with barely any panties & the wind comes blowing underneath. Available at the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 8 – 3 Cellier, Chateauneuf du Pape
Meaty, gamey, earthy with dark fruits of plum, cherry, strawberry & a delightfully strong finish. Like birthday sex in a glass, being full on naked with the partner of your dreams. Available at the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 9, Cap Royal Bordeaux Supérieur 2015
This Bordeaux tastes like a real splurge but is an incredible value wine priced around $13. If you want to boost your wine karma, stock up on this beauty and share share share. Available at the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 10, Marie Copinet Champagne, Brut Rosé
Dry, creamy, bright, exuberant, tiny pink bubbles with notes of cranberry, sour cherry, toasted strawberry &bread w/a little bit of butter. A classy pair of black panties that makes everyone feel sexy.
Ep. 10, Particolare Brut Rosé
Small bubbles with lush, velvety notes of red fruit, rose petals, strawberry and subtle spice. Available at the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 11, Moscatos D’Asti by Cascinetta Vietta
Nice, effervescence with tiny bubbles. Lovely pale yellow with pretty floral aroma. Notes of peach & rose petals. All around versatile wine like a solid pair of panties that will never let you down. Available at the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 12, Anko –
Dark purple, ruby in color, aromas of dark fruit, spice, dried mushroom, vanilla with soft supple tannins, firm & bright. Do yourself a favor & have more than one bottle on hand of this Argentinian Malbec, it disappears fast. Available at the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 13, The Chook
Very interesting on the nose, really savory, spices, cured meats & black olive. To taste, blackberry, blueberry, leather & cassis. Like a pair of really tight Spanx, with a little bit of time will relax and mold to fit you. Available at the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 14, Le Paradou
This Cotes de Provence Rosé is utterly delicious with a buttery mouthfeel, lovely, herbaceous with notes of thyme and strawberry. It’s a “Get You Some” wine – an easy, smooth pair of turquoise panties. Available from Starr’s Wine & Spirits.
Ep. 15, Domaine de Valmoissine
This Pinot Noir has a beautiful ruby color with a little funk and terroir on the nose. It has nice tannins with notes of cherry, licorice, & cassis – a luxuriously soft panty you want to slide right into.
Holiday Episode – Atmosphere by Jo Landron
This bottle of sparkling from the Loire Valley is so special it deserves a fancy fur stole! Available from the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 16, Clos Noly
This Pouilly-Fuissé is really pretty with notes of clementine & white pepper. Very vibrant & fresh. It’s an elegant wine like your nicest pair of silk panties, not a black pair, but a light pink lace. Available at the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 17, CUA
This Valle del Cua has leathery, spicy notes with violet, blackberry, red plum. Lovely & Herbaceous. A bold dominatrix vibe like a scrappy, vinyl black pair of panties shiny with studs. Pair with a flogger and high heeled vinyl boots. Available from the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 19, White Knight
White peach, pear, honeysuckle melon & a hint of spice on the nose with a little citrus of clementine & lime. A simple pair of peach panties that serve well on laundry day. Available from the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 18, Sauvage
This blanc de blanc is really fresh and clean, perfect for any celebration or like the perfect thong you could actually run 5 miles in. Available from the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 20, Sexual Chocolate
This wine is not a gimmick. It’s very delicious with nice dark fruits, a little earth floor, some spiciness and a cocoa nib mid-finish. Like a sassy undergarment: a corset with garters and stockings paired with or without a whip.
Ep. 21, Cairanne le Brave
Get a case of this wonderful red wine Syrah and Grenache blend. Dark fruit, spices, and herbs. Available from the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 22, Sidekick
An absolutely delicious, delicious California cabernet! Available from the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 23, Vouvray
This bottle of Vouvray – Jardin en Fleurs – from the Loire Valley is lush and lovely with stone fruit, apricot, peach, pear, lemon zest & pretty white flowers. Like a flowing negligee made of a floral satin. Available from the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 25, Soul CR 2015
Notes of blackberry, cassis with vanilla, tobacco & cinnamon with pretty violet. Best enjoyed with a lovely Spanish man (Knowledge of English not required.) This wine is like a really supple black leather. Available from the Wine Merchant.
Ep. 24, Saint-Emilion Qvintvs
A scrumptious Bordeaux from Saint Emilion. Best to always have two on hand. Available from the Wine Merchant.