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Season 2 Tastings

Ep. 26, Vignoble Musset-Roullier

Blackberry, dark cherry, & dark chocolate on the nose. It’s leathery, has nice mineralogy & herbaceousness. It’s a special occasion panty, black velvet, shiny & soft. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep. 28, Sito de Fossili 2017

Persimmon, Meyer Lemon, beautiful white flowers, white pepper with nice salinity. A pretty, feminine pair of white satin panty & bra set, not wedding night lingerie, but a matching set that feels like springtime. From Tavolo Vigneto. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep. 27, Juice Asylum

Raspberry, strawberry, rhubarb, blueberry, rosemary & a hint of chili powder. Nice acidity & a long finish. It’s like a pair of black leather panties with shiny metal studs. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep. 28, Barbaresco

Dark fruits of blackberry, plum, black currant with herbs of sage & rosemary. An expansive palate with leather, cedar, ask, mixed peppercorns & menthol. Shimmery velvet panties with colors of black, burgundy, & silver. Sultry to stable. From Tavolo Vigneto. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep. 29, Crossfork Creek

Tremendously fabulous with lots of vanilla upfront. Also get grilled meat, black pepper, dark cherry, cassis, & mouthwatering acidity. A pair of burgundy panties with matching garter & silk stockings. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep. 30, Field House Rosé

Surprising aromatics with rhubarb, watermelon rind, wild strawberry & beautiful floral notes of lilac. Reminiscent of a provincial Rosé. Best paired with a floral print panty with lace, soft and supple. Available from Scout & Cellar.

Ep. 31, Pierre Le Grand

Spice, leather, forest floor, mushroom, rosemary, currant, dark cherry, wild strawberry. On the palate – plum, blueberry, & violet. Like a pair of Fruit of the Loom panties someone gave you for Christmas that you didn’t ask for. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep. 32, Susumaniello

Peppery, spicy, floral, dry & tart. On nose: black currant, blackberry, black pepper, leather, earth, paprika & licorice. On palate: pomegranate, tart cherry, & cigar box. Pair of panties held together by a string. Drink enough & there will be no strings left. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep. 31, Roc de Segur

Our guest, Rachel Ellyn, drank this wine from her home in Kansas City. She says it’s lovely and one of her favorites. Check your local wine store for availability.

Ep. 33, Lavico

Marvelous with roasted strawberry, blackberry, earthy funk of volcanic soil & beautiful violet. Nice mineralogy, raspberry, vanilla, tobacco, & paprika. A pair of panties that make you feel invincible, black with a hands-free option for multiple O’s. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep. 34, Phoenix 2013

Interesting with oak, cedar, eucalyptus, with cassis. A phenomenal wine with texture & depth, like a story unfolding with every sip. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep. 36, Kraemer Brut Rosé

Features nice tiny bubbles. Nose: strawberries and cream with cherry, cranberry & lemon zest. Palate: Great acidity with fresh tart cherry. Like a light pink panty made of breathable, lacy material. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep. 35, Forth

Delivers on its value. Complex nose with blackberry, vanilla, tobacco, licorice, black currant, cassis, blueberry, & fig. Palate: boysenberry, dark cherry, grilled meat, dust, cinnamon spice & mushroom. A rambunctious wine like a pair of leather panties with matching bustier. Available at the Wine Merchant

Bonus Episode – Sheridan Vineyards

Dense, rich & lovely. Delivers more with every sniff & taste. On nose and palate: dark fruits of plum, dark cherry, blackberry, blueberry, & cassis with notes of pepper, earth, leather, dust, & mint. Deep, wine-colored satin panty. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep. 37, Maysara Autees

A deliciously deceptive wine. Nose: Ripe fruit, apricot, lychee, & white flowers. Palate: Oily, supple mouthfeel with stone fruits such as apricot & spicy pepper. You might think a standard lacy thong, but it’s really a Crime Fighting with a tool kit. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep. 39, Mâcon-Milly-LaMartine

Nose: Green apple, nice citrus characteristics with grapefruit, grass, white flowers, & a hint of butter. Like a pair of white lace panties with a little diamond & crystal studs. Elegant, sparkly panties. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep. 38, Segura Viudas, Brut Reserva

More than its beautiful bottle. Tiny bubbles with biscuit, bread, yeastiness with honey & flower petals. Like a very pretty, semi-sheer flowing robe with matching panty set. Very old Hollywood glamour. Check with your favorite wine store on availability.

Ep.40, Pincoya

Nose: Tobacco, leather, dark red fruits & berries, ripe plum, blueberry, blackberry, cherry. Palate: Tobacco, pepper, mint, rosemary with nice, mature tannins and a long finish. Burgundy corset with garters & black boa, panty optional. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep.41, Squadra Rosé

Exciting rosé featuring traditional notes of strawberry, rhubarb, & watermelon with the surprise of anise & nutmeg. Although comfortable, not a granny panty – a very pretty pair – feminine with rosebud appliqués. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep.43, La Madrid

Very complex. Lush, dark fruits, black currant, blackberry, blueberry, herbaceous with leather and black pepper. Smokey ash, leather, green peppercorn to taste. A cowgirl style panty made of leather suede with fringe & studded detail. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep.42, Tago

Nose: blueberry, blackberry, mulberry, Really nice structure with firm tannins same fruits as on the nose with black pepper on the palate. Fantastic bottle, a bargain find, like a treasure at a thrift shop. But NOT thrift shop panties. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep.44, Bel Ami Châteauneuf de Pape

A really lovely wine, elegant with a nice long finish & a tartness that comes on the palette. Notes: raspberry, ripe cherry, plume and on the nose applewood & garrigue. An elegant panty with minimum material and maximum coverage – black lace with full coverage on the bum. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep.45, L’Conti Brut

Really fresh & lovely with apple, white flowers, lemon zest & honey on the plate. Not overly complicated but delicious. A nice, solid boy-short still silky, feminine and makes you feel sexy enough. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep.47, L’Instant Rosé

Ruby red grapefruit, raspberry, cherry with a grassy hay like nature on the nose. On the palate, juicy tropical fruits such as guava & pineapple. It tastes much better than it smells… like a utilitarian pair of panties no pretty lace or flowers but good for a bike ride. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep.46, L’Instant Rosé

Ruby red grapefruit, raspberry, cherry with a grassy hay like nature on the nose. On the palate, juicy tropical fruits such as guava & pineapple. It tastes much better than it smells… like a utilitarian pair of panties no pretty lace or flowers but good for a bike ride. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep.48, Louis Jadot Pouilly-Fuissé

Nose: some oak & butter, jasmine with almond & lemon zest. Palate: all the aromatics plus green apple, spice, white pepper, flint. Elegant like a special pair of panties reserved for special occasions such as a wedding or a divorce. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep.49, Constant Disruption

Nose: blueberry, blackberry, cassis with peppercorn & pine needle. Beautiful, broad tannins on the palate. Elegant & approachable that changes with every sip. It would be a mood panty changing with every mood. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep. 51, Tuercas Botas

Quite delicious. Palate is very true to the nose with notes of pineapple, pear, apple, bruised banana, & blanched almonds & a nice, buttery texture. White, twisted, & ruched satin, cheeky in the back, coverage in the front, gives all sorts of pleasure. Available at the Wine Merchant

Ep.50, Zaha Cab Franc

Nose: lots of dark, juicy fruits: currant, cherry, blackberry & plum with pepper & herbs. Palate: Nice structure, smooth with vanilla, grilled meat, balsamic, pepper & blackberry. A panty with the holes in all the right places. Available at the Wine Merchant

Anniversary Ep, Torrentes Extra Brut

A lovely, sparkling Argentinian wine with tiny bubbles. Nose: guava, a hint of grapefruit, fresh mint, fennel flower. Palate: green apple & lemon curd. A champagne-colored panty easy to tango in – very sexy & stay in place. Panties move when YOU say so. Available at the Wine Merchant

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